The Mysteries of Harris BurDick "The Harp"

Behind the story of "The Harp"... The harp got there because once there lived a mysterious figure who played this harp in the enchanted forest of fate. This forest was the home of the mysterious figure. This mysterious figure played the harp magically that who ever heard it would fall into a coma of deathlyness. A victim of the harp somehow recovered from the coma of deathlyness and reported to the world. One day two people Jacob and Sonib who just heard of this set out to find this magical harp. "Hey Sonib do you think we should bring earmuffs so we don't hear this magical harp?" Jacob asked Sonib. "Wow, you are really captain obvious. OF COURSE WE BRING EAR MUFFS SO WE DONT GET COMATISED!" Sonib yelled angrily. Jacob and Sonib set off to the forest of fate. As they approached the forest of fate they put on there earmuffs. They treked through the thick bushes and the freezing cold rivers. Soon they saw the mysterious figure and approached him, "SO YOUR THE PERSON WHO PUTS PEOPLE IN COMAS" they said in unison. As soon as the mysterious figure heard it he jumped into the lake and concealed himself forever. That is how the picture came to be...