The Mysteries of Harris BurDick "The Harp"

Behind the story of "The Harp"... The harp got there because once there lived a mysterious figure who played this harp in the enchanted forest of fate. This forest was the home of the mysterious figure. This mysterious figure played the harp magically that who ever heard it would fall into a coma of deathlyness. A victim of the harp somehow recovered from the coma of deathlyness and reported to the world. One day two people Jacob and Sonib who just heard of this set out to find this magical harp. "Hey Sonib do you think we should bring earmuffs so we don't hear this magical harp?" Jacob asked Sonib. "Wow, you are really captain obvious. OF COURSE WE BRING EAR MUFFS SO WE DONT GET COMATISED!" Sonib yelled angrily. Jacob and Sonib set off to the forest of fate. As they approached the forest of fate they put on there earmuffs. They treked through the thick bushes and the freezing cold rivers. Soon they saw the mysterious figure and approached him, "SO YOUR THE PERSON WHO PUTS PEOPLE IN COMAS" they said in unison. As soon as the mysterious figure heard it he jumped into the lake and concealed himself forever. That is how the picture came to be...

Call of duty Black ops

I recently bought a game called Call of Duty : Black Ops. This game is 7th game of its series. This is by far THE BESTEST VERSION EVER. Black Ops is way better than Modern Warfare 2 because mw2 has a really hax perk called commando pro which can knife someone from 1 meter away. Black ops is based on the Geurilla warfare. Just yesterday i was killing my own background. I WAS KILLING VIETS, i didn't feel that sad because they were communist and they were trying to kill me with their ak 47 lol.

I then played online multiplayer which is not that hard (find people and shoot them). Previously i was level 21 now i am level 27 with 10000 cod points. My class has Scavenger (which steals peoples ammos), Hardened (which shoots through walls), Second Chance PRO (after you get shot you get another chance to live because people can revive you), AUG w/extended mag(which is an assault rifle) and a c375 w/extended mag (a pistol). That build wooped everyones ass all the way to Jamaica. My brother William is like a super freak. he is so freaky he scares me.

before that day I PLAYED NAZI ZOMBIES on the map Der Riese which is the last COD WAW map. I went solo and i got up to round 24. My first try on the mystery box i got the wunder waffe dg - 2. I only had a crappy gewehr which is a german rifle to defend my self from nazi zombies. My second go on the mystery box i got the rpk which has an 100 clip mag and 4 extra mags. When i was running out of ammo luckily i got a ray gun. I was getting rich and i decided i didnt want just have a normal hax build so i decided to pack a punch the new guns. that was my biggest mistake. that is the reason i died. i couldve lasted a few more rounds of nazi zombies with my ray gun BUT i decided to be a cool kid and waste all my money on pack a punch which cost 5000 points which is alot. i had 20000 points LOL. the total of my kills was 600 + kills and 80K points after . I AM SO PRO ARENT I.

Today i might be playing black ops again. i might be playing for the whole weekend non stop

my imaginary life of wealth

in my imaginary life im a quadrillionaire, this is how much money i have $$$999,000,000,000,000,000. I have a 5 story mansion which has its own GINORMOUS CINEMA, a park, a skate park, an aquarium, a zoo, a swimming pool, a room with a giant monitor for computer, a games console room, gigantor library with about all the books, a sports room and a music room with all the instruments in the world. I have all the movies b4 they are released because im a quadrillionaire. My room is as big as a school. I have my own private teacher which basically ruins my life of wealthyness. This teacher is a hard core fully strict person who never lets me have awesome fun. When hes not teaching me i just rock out with my fully gold guitar. I would invite my friend §oni and the person he likes... Zoo Magazine girls. I would let §oni get "entertained" *WINK WINK*. After that i will go bike riding on my $10000 gold bike down my gold hill and then drink my gold coloured water. After that, I would go to bed in my king king king sized bed with king king king sized pillows.

The NEW game my brother has

Yesterday my brother got a new game called Sengoku Basara Heroes. It's like Dynasty Warriors but it's based in Japan. He played this guy named Mitsunari Ishida who's very emo-ish. He has an emo fringe but he has white hair when he's only like 20 - 40 years old. This guy wants to kill another guy named Leyasu because Leyasu killed his leader Hideyoshi with his boxing gloves. I don't know how he killed Hideyoshi but he did. Mitsunari then tries to recruit people but they REJECT him for Leyasu. In the end he manages to kill Leyasu and his army and his giant guy covered in metal armor and a rotating drill that has lightning some how. Mitsunari is over powered if you ask me.

The end

MY REPORT ON DA ... debate DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN

I think i did pretty well. I was pretty confident and I thought I spoke very well. My speech was pretty funny and I thought it was fully sick. I think the other team did well too but MY FULLY SICK TEAM KICKED THEM ALL THE WAY TO CHINA TOWN.

My team's speeches were also fully sick, fully sick and fully sick. They showed confidence when they were speaking. Soni's speech was also cool and he was very confident but he made a little mistake ("7PM - 1PM). Taz's speech was also fully sick but our teacher gave him the form of the 2nd speaker so he did not do as well as I thought because his nickname is "Politician" Taz. He was laughing his ass off during the speech but later went back on track to wrap it up in a recycled dog poop bag.

To SUM IT UP... MY TEAM BEAT THEIR TEAM THE END... =] =] =]

GOOD JOB SONI BLING FOR HIS CONFIDENTIALTYTYTY

Horror Story

It all started when I was playing my game... Call of Duty #5. This game has zombies. So I started to play when after round 20 zombies start climbing out of my tv. I decided to see if my character could come out but no it didn't so I was pretty much screwed up the hole. The zombies were doing the thriller by michael jackson. I wasn't so scared because I know you can kill them with a knife but it would take 20 slashes since it was round 20 SO I GOT A REALLY BIG KNIFE AND KNIFED THEM ALLLLLLLLL HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU. Well I wish it was like they actually didn't die because they were so UBER TANKY. I decided to get a lighter and deodorant to make a mini flamethrower. I lured them outside because I didn't want to burn the place. So I TRIED IT and they still chased me GOSH. I was about to give up and I decide to pray i was praying to the almight JEEBUS (Not Jesus i swear im buddhist). Still nothing happened and then I came up with a plan... LET THEM LOOK AT THEMSELVES AND BE SCARED OF THEMSELVES. So I did and amazing it worked ... when they saw themselves it didn't work properly but they did pee their pants hehehehe. I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH I DIDN'T CARE I WAS GONNA GET EATEN AND BECOME A ZOMBIE. I looked on the bright side of being a zombie. No one to tell you what to do because they are too scared. I could scare the daylights out of people. I DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE DENTIST BECAUSE MY TEETH WOULD BE HORRIBLE AS A ZOMBIE.

Just as I was going to get mobbed the game crashed and then they all disappeared. I never played it again (in this story).

The end... I think.

Where in the world is Arnold

If I could go anywhere I would go to Japan and test out all the super mega high tech things. I would go play games and have lots of fun. I would go sightseeing and climb Mt Fuji. I would go EXPLORE and hopefully find new species. If I did I would name it the awesomethingy and everyone will like it... if I even find one. After that I would go test more games and hopefully there would be games I've never heard of. Or I could just play the average Call of Duty and if it's number 5 I would go kill some zombies with my epic ray gun and wunderwaffe. I would exchange some of Australian dollars for some Japan money and spend it on some random robot. I would highly likely buy some games and a lot of them will be first person shooters. I would spend my days luxuriously in a five star HOTEL and I would play some of the games I bought. I would find some girls in there and invite them to play some of my games... heh heh heh. After that I would go get some more hightech gadgets and if I could SHOW THEM OFF IN AUSTRALIA. It could be a laser watch like James Bond or it could be a toy gun that actually shoots darts. I would go to theme parks and ride the most cool looking one and HAVE FUN and try not to wet my pants at the same time.

After all that excitement I would go back to my hotel room to rest after a long day.
THAT'S JUST PART OF MY 3 MONTH HOLIDAY

Nazi Zombie Ray Gun Wunderwaffe DG-2 MORE Nazi Zombies